話說小強從小就有口吃.....常常令他吃虧...
有一天，小強來到一家雜貨店...
小強：老...老...老...板...
老闆：什麼事?
小強：汽...汽...汽水...一...一...瓶...多少...錢...
老闆：五十蚊啦....
小強：開...開..
此時老闆就把汽水「波」一聲打開了.....
小強：開...開...什麼...玩...玩...笑...五...五...十蚊...這麼...貴...
2007年9月30日星期日
2007年9月23日星期日
萬梓良風波
隨著萬梓良的離去，這幾個星期街頭巷尾議論紛紛的《萬梓良風波》，似乎要告一段落了。
個人看來，嚴重的不是他在《才華2007》的評語空洞，而是作爲一個資深的演藝人員，曾經獲得演繹獎項的公衆人物，竟然一朝得志語無倫次，問權怡鳳是否跟郭亮有一腿？！
個人看來，嚴重的不是他在《才華2007》的評語空洞，而是作爲一個資深的演藝人員，曾經獲得演繹獎項的公衆人物，竟然一朝得志語無倫次，問權怡鳳是否跟郭亮有一腿？！
2007年9月22日星期六
德國人與中國人的分別
在郭亮的博客看到這有趣的文章，轉載一下，和大家分享：
１．一日三餐
２．人际关系
３．心情和天气
４．生活方式
５．交通工具
６．老人的生活
７．自我
８．周末的街景
９．孩子
１０．美丽的标准
１１．胃痛时的饮品
１２．准时
１３．旅游
１４．排队
１５．淋浴
１６．理想中的对方
１７．意见
１８．聚会
１９．餐厅分贝
２０．处理问题
２１．对待新的事物
２２．对待愤怒
２３．时尚
２４．领导
１．一日三餐
２．人际关系
３．心情和天气
４．生活方式
５．交通工具
６．老人的生活
７．自我
８．周末的街景
９．孩子
１０．美丽的标准
１１．胃痛时的饮品
１２．准时
１３．旅游
１４．排队
１５．淋浴
１６．理想中的对方
１７．意见
１８．聚会
１９．餐厅分贝
２０．处理问题
２１．对待新的事物
２２．对待愤怒
２３．时尚
２４．领导
Interesting facts
People with higher number of moles tend to live longer than people with lesser number of moles.
Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger.
If left alone, 70% of birthmarks gradually fade away.
Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
A baby is born every seven seconds.
You breathe about 10 million times a year.
The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.
The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
The most common time for a wake up call is 7 a.m.
The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain.
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.
There are more people alive today than have ever died.
The human body is better suited to two four-hour sleep cycles than one eight-hour one.
A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble
4.5 million people have their health 'adversely affected' by air pollutants each year.
4 million children die each year from inhaling smoke from indoor cooking fires that burn wood and Dung
4 million people die annually from diarrhea infections, caused by poor sanitary conditions
The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger.
If left alone, 70% of birthmarks gradually fade away.
Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
A baby is born every seven seconds.
You breathe about 10 million times a year.
The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.
The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
The most common time for a wake up call is 7 a.m.
The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain.
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.
There are more people alive today than have ever died.
The human body is better suited to two four-hour sleep cycles than one eight-hour one.
A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble
4.5 million people have their health 'adversely affected' by air pollutants each year.
4 million children die each year from inhaling smoke from indoor cooking fires that burn wood and Dung
4 million people die annually from diarrhea infections, caused by poor sanitary conditions
The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
Forum thread about Chinese Singaporeans
Saw this interesting thread in sgForum.com, talking about Chinese Singaporeans are not taking pride in their mother tongue language, especially the younger generations.
Click here to read the sgForum thread.
Click here to read the sgForum thread.
2007年9月16日星期日
笑話：生氣的程度
有一天，兒子問爸爸：「生氣的程度可以分為哪幾種？」
爸爸：「很難解釋耶，不過，我可以實驗給你看。」
然後，拿起電話開始撥號，
爸爸：「喂，你好，請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「不好意思，你撥錯電話了。」
爸爸：「喔，抱歉。」
收線了以後，爸爸按了重撥，
爸爸：「喂! 你好, 請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「你又撥錯電話了喔！」
爸爸：「啊！真對不起。」
線上：「沒關係。」
掛上電話後，
爸爸對兒子說：「現在就讓你看什麼叫很生氣。」
然後，又按了重撥，
爸爸：「你好, 請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「要說幾次你才懂啊？這．裡．沒．有．這．個．人！」
然後用力甩掉電話。
接著，爸爸笑笑的對兒子說：「現在我來告訴你，什麼叫氣得說不出話來。」
然後，又按了一次重撥，
爸爸：「你好，我是林國偉，請問有沒有人找我？」
爸爸：「很難解釋耶，不過，我可以實驗給你看。」
然後，拿起電話開始撥號，
爸爸：「喂，你好，請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「不好意思，你撥錯電話了。」
爸爸：「喔，抱歉。」
收線了以後，爸爸按了重撥，
爸爸：「喂! 你好, 請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「你又撥錯電話了喔！」
爸爸：「啊！真對不起。」
線上：「沒關係。」
掛上電話後，
爸爸對兒子說：「現在就讓你看什麼叫很生氣。」
然後，又按了重撥，
爸爸：「你好, 請問林國偉在嗎？」
線上：「要說幾次你才懂啊？這．裡．沒．有．這．個．人！」
然後用力甩掉電話。
接著，爸爸笑笑的對兒子說：「現在我來告訴你，什麼叫氣得說不出話來。」
然後，又按了一次重撥，
爸爸：「你好，我是林國偉，請問有沒有人找我？」
2007年9月15日星期六
Double A Copy Paper - Ad
DOWNLOAD MOBILE VIDEOS ON ZEDGE.NET
*hmm*~ what does this story in the ad implies?
The guy found out the gal is a man?
If she's really a gal, probably he can't have such reactions :)
2007年9月9日星期日
2007年9月8日星期六
龍兄鼠弟 (追日者)
《龍兄鼠弟》是TVB 1993年度的台慶劇，沿用九十年代的台慶劇御用班底；是金牌監製劉家豪與實力派男主角萬子良繼91年的《大家族》及92年的《巨人》後另一部出色作品。其他大卡士還包括張衛健、鄭則仕、朱茵、陳法蓉及宣萱等。此劇更是TVB當家花旦宣萱入行初期的作品，亦是她與張衛健的訂情之作。
劇情講述主角雷文鳳(萬梓良飾)是一位天才腦科醫生，為人執著認真，對追尋心中的真理鍥而不捨，甚至鋌而走險，不按常規辦事，因此常惹是非，是一個既不合群亦不受歡迎的人物。鳳童年時其母親垂危，因醫護人員疏忽，誤以為其母返魂乏術，便送往火葬場，鳳親眼目睹其母被活活燒死。可惜沒有人相信鳳所言，使鳳幼小的心靈無法忘懷此事。鳳成長期間凡事執著不茍，因而與兄弟姊妹反目成仇，而鳳父雷嶄由於當年簽下其母死亡證明書，故鳳也一直無法與他和睦共處。與家人關係惡劣的鳳，自預科畢業後取得獎學金遠赴美國，憑著不懈苦讀，終成為傑出華人腦科醫生。鳳有一同居女友葉敏(宣萱飾)，是醫院護士，敏一向對鳳的狂妄行徑感到憂慮，擔心鳳會惹禍。後來鳳為了揭發一宗二十年前的藏屍案，竟然掀起了一場一發不可收拾的大風暴……
產品名稱 : 龍兄鼠弟 DVD (TVB劇集)
DVD區碼 : DVD全區碼 - 沒有區碼限制 DVD All Region Code - Region Free
影像制式 : NTSC制式 NTSC Picture Format
藝人名稱 : 朱茵 / 張衛健 / 萬梓良
出版日期 : 2007年8月10日
語言 : 粵語 / 國語
字幕 : 繁體中文 / 簡體中文
出品商 : 電視廣播國際有限公司 (HK)
其他資料 : 8DVDs (Ep.1-30)
監製：劉家豪
製作：電視廣播（國際）有限公司
繼《巨人》之後，集合更多實力派演員，打造另一金裝巨獻！
雷文鳳(萬梓良)是一位優秀的腦科醫生，為人執著認真，有時為求目的不按常規辦事，因此與家人關係惡劣，雷的同居女友葉敏(宣萱)一向對他的狂妄行徑感到憂慮，因此兩人常有爭執。
八歲的吳小東(鄭柏林)因腦癌隨舅舅陸亞彩(張衛健)往美國就醫。期間，吳寫給聖誕老人的信，輾轉落入雷手中。雷不但為吳實現願望，更不顧院規替吳動手術，令醫生資格被取消，輾轉回到香港發展，幸得陸收留，並介紹他到鄭氏藥廠工作。雷無意間發現二十年前的灶底藏屍案與藥廠老闆鄭登(鄭則仕)有關。為揭發此事，他掀起了一場大風暴……
LUI MAN FUNG (MAN TSE LEUNG) is a top neurological surgeon, a very earnest and resolute type who will try to achieve his goals by hook or by crook. Because of his character defects, he has been on bad terms with his family. Even his girlfriend YIP MAN (HSUAN JESSICA HESTER) is worried about his raging temper. The relationship between the pair therefore involves frequent quarrels and arguments.
Eight-year-old NG SIU TUNG (CHENG PAK LAM) has been suffering from brain cancer. Wishing for a medical cure, he follows his uncle LUK AH CHOI (CHEUNG WAI KIN) to the United States to seek consultation treatment. By chance LIU comes across NG's letter to Santa Claus. He feels for the child and offers to help him realize LUI decides to operate on NG regardless of the hospital's policies and procedures, for which he is disqualified from practicing as a doctor. LUI returns to Hong Kong and is put up at LUK's home. On LUK's recommendation, he gets a job with Chang's Pharmacy Company, which leads him to a shocking discovery later on. LUI suspects that the owner of the pharmacy CHANG TANG (CHENG JUT SI) may have something to do with a murder that happened ten years ago. To find out the truth, he has set off a wave of disturbances.....
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